Favorite weapon: Harpoon Favorite food: Rocky Mountain oysters Favorite color: Dinghy gray Favorite pastime: Collecting butterflies Greatest fear: Rattlesnakes. Which is why I live on the beach. Any special training: It helps to be kind of depressive. A perfect evening: A scented candle, some wine, and a book. What makes you a pirate: The hook and eye-patch helps. Biggest regret: Not finishing law school. Quote: "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."