Do you paint
Yup - peacock blue!
Why take a vow:
It was better than the alternative.
Any bad habits:
Oh, sure, I've never heard THAT one before ...
I make a wicked Bloody Mary.
Laying pipe. ... What? I was a plumber!
Are you ever late:
Only after the abbot leaves ...
Song of Solomon, definitely.
“Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways.”